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Dylan is one of the most amazing friends you could ever have in the history of anyone ever. He is cute, funny, loyal, forgiving and he will always listen to you no matter what you say. If you have a Dylan in your life, you either like him as a friend, love him as more than a friend, or you like/love him and he knows but it's so complicated you can't even ever even... He is hardly ever taken seriously because of his hilarious personality, but YOU take him seriously half of the time because you understand him more than you think. You hope he will always be there for you forever and always even though you know he doesn't like you back.
"I have a question for you Dylan. WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME DYLAN BAE LLAMA?!"
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Dylan can be an extremely terrible people. He will trick and manipulate you in every situation. He never takes responsibility for his actions and will always make himself the victim. He spreads gossip and starts drama, even though he says he doesn’t. He’s not very smart and is especially bad at biology. None of the teachers like him because he sings obnoxiously loud in class trying to seem funny. No one in his group likes him and they all talk bad about him behind his back. Everyone is embarrassed to be associated with him. Eventually he burns the bridges to all his friendships and once he hits his 20s he will be completely alone.
Boy: hey are u friends with that Dylan K kid??
One of Dylan’s friends: nah I don’t really know him he’s kinda weird
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Dylan is the nicest person you'll ever meet. He will do anything to make you happy. Dylan is the sweetest cutest person you'll ever meet. He gives the biggest bestest hugs!
Dylan is soooooo nice and he's cute
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A Dylan is a mean, air head. He is very stupid, never kind, and doesn’t care for peoples feelings. Girls like him because he’s tall, dark and sadly, Handsome, but even though he’s good looking on the outside, on the outside he is another version of the devil. He’s not loyal, he’s not sweet, and all he is looking for in girls is a peice of ass. Cheats on multiple girls and doesn’t give a shit. A Dylan most likely has a big dick, and that’s probably the only reason he will ever be able to get married. He’s a lying, dirtbag and after being done with a Dylan, he no longer looks hot. Now, he just looks like a big, sweaty ape. He’s stupid and never holds on to the things that actually matter. All he cares about is his new monthly girlfriend, that he will break up with after he’s done making out with her. He only is interested in girls for their tits and thick ass and thighs, and is normally attracted to sweet, innocent Blondes that don’t need their spirit ruined, yet will get their hearts crushed because of a Dylan. Any girl will fall for him since he is good looking, yet once he is done with his current girl, he will pretend to not know them, and deny anyone that thinks they were together at a time. If you are dating a Dylan, you might just want to let them go. Normally, Dylan’s are just big, fat, man-hors.
(Sorry this was so specific, I’m sure if you know a Dylan that is nice, they aren’t horrible like I’ve made Dylans seems.)
Girl One: “I think I like that guy…”
Girl two: “OMG change your mind quickly! His name is Dylan and he’s such an asshole.”
Girl One: “Um why are you dancing with Courtney?? Aren’t you dating Emily??”
Dylan: “Nah, I don’t care about Emily anymore, I’ve moved on and I’m cheating on her now with Courtney because I am a peice of shit that doesn’t care about any girls feelings.”
Girl One: “Wow.. that was oddly specific…”
Dylan: “Yeah, whatever. Oh and do you want to go make out when I’m done dancing with Courtney.. I’m sort of over her too now. You know me... I never want to date the same girl for more than a week. Nothing against them, it’s just because I’m a horrible person!”
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A incrediblely hot guy but is a real douche and will block you on social medias and will not say anything to you when your at his house while yall have texted for about a month or two he won even say hey
Girl 1: that guy is really Hott I wonder if he is a Dylan
Girl 2: he is. he is being a douche to that chick
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Dyaln's are generally charming and incredible, perfect at first glance. They make great friends and will always be there for you....well, for girls anyway. They are extreme flirts and tend to lead girls on a lot!
If you date a Dylan, he will make you feel amazing and beautiful. But will make life hard for you as he is very very sensitive and will get upset over very small things.
Most boys don't like Dylan's very much, as they do not like his opinionated ways and smart ass comments, combined with his stubborn streak.
Dylan's will get attached to girls very easily and will fall out of love as quickly as they fell in it.
No stranger to lies, he can break your heart in a flash and does not like to take the blame or take any responsibility.
However, he will forever hold a place in your heart.
Girl 1: OMG. That boy is incredible!
Girl 2: Yeah, you'll want to stay away from him.
Girl 1: why?
Girl 2: He's a Dylan.
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