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Girl: What are we doing tonight?
Boy: EA
Girl: The only ass you'll eat is your own.
Boy: k
ea-ing is like 69-ing but for shorter people👀😏
Person 1: That couple is really short,.. I wonder if they ea?
Person 2: wth is ea?
Person 1:😉😏🤤
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EA is a video game company with 3 missions
1: Release the same game year after year
2: Release shitty games with tons of microtransactions
3: Buy out every company they can, have them make a few games, then shut them down
Person 1: "Hey I just got this cool new game from ea!"
Person 2: "How is it?"
Person 1: "Well, it's not that good, but I'm sure all these dlc's, loot boxes and expansion packs will make it better"
Person 2: "And how much will that cost?"
Person 1: "$800, and that's only for the dlc."
Honestly the most shit person you could find, and is about as ugly as 🤮 never date an ea they’ll break your heart
His names Ea? What a fuckboy I bet he gets no bitches
EA is a territory that consist of multiple hoods but the main ones is the Village and Oakland if you don't got motion you not welcomed