Random
Source Code
Random
A retarded flying cat that gives no fucks, and will end up dying at a young age because of his own retardity.
Look at that Eric over there he's being retarded like usual
4👍 4👎
A man who knows nothing about a relationship and is to afraid to kiss a girl in front of a camera.
A guy who cant draw and is bad at art.
A guy who does not follow any directions at all that a teacher tells him to.
Eric why are you painting a water bottle.
Eric why are you such an ass.
Eric is a guy who knows nothing about a relationship and art.
4👍 4👎
A piece of shit husband that cheats on you with a shitty little tramp that was his high school crush
I'm divorcing Eric.
4👍 4👎
Usually an internet tough guy and a bully personality who spends a LOT of time trying to bash things and run his mouth, but will never stand up to defend himself. Likes to hide behind his keyboard and will only talk after they have blocked you from being able to respond.
Man, that guy is such an Eric! All he does is talk smack all day on the Internet.
4👍 4👎
Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.
Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.
92👍 215👎
Eric is a insecure man who is usually somewhat attractive but has low self-esteem. He is not well endowed & this haunts him! He will pray on insecure women so he can lie & get away with it! He is Very narcissistic & a habitual liar! He will claim to have emotional issues but this is just another tactic for him to try to gain control with sympathy & try to manipulate stupid women!
Stay away from Eric he is a narcissistic liar!
5👍 6👎
Fat uglyass asain bitch that likes to get bbc all day. Also a faggot that proudly enjoys dick
Eric is fucking a man again, quick get him he will give everyone HIV
5👍 6👎