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Drinking game; while mastrubating on a trampoline, when about to climax you must be double bouced by assisting partner and ejaculate at a dartboard placed strategically on a girls stomach while flapping your arms to simulate an eagles flight. points will be given for accuracy.
i GOT A TRAMPOLINE AND A HOOKER! WHO WANTS TO PLAY FROSTY EAGLE?
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Someone who claism they can hear everything but cannot.
1) We were bad-talking him behiond his back and he thought he heard us compliment him. He sure has eagle ears.
2) Old eagle ears should start dating rabbit eyes.
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Five dudes, one chick, three holes, two hands. Flap those arms and scream like an eagle.
Jeff: I put it in her ass.
Pete: I put it in her pussy.
John: I put it in her mouth.
Chris: She grabbed my cock.
Steve: She grabbed my cock too.
Girl who got screaming eagled: KAAAAWWWW!
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A clothing store that isn't clique specific, but caters to a somewhat preppy crowd.
A clothing store that I love.
Girl 1: All but two pairs of my jeans are from American Eagle.
Girl 2: I know, right? I love AE.
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its funny how ppl are saying, real preps were polo and lactose, and American Eagle is just a poser brand. Did you ever think that people don't buy the clothes because they wanna be a prep? Maybe they buy the clothes because they like the way they look *gasp* thats a new concept
Prep: Oh my gawd, your a American Eagle poser, your not wearing lactose.
AE Wearer: Maybe I'm not trying to be a prep, maybe its stupid paying a lot of money for clothes, when a cooler cheap alternative is right in front of you
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An nice store with fashionable, comfortable clothing. Most think that this store is for preps, but a true prep would never be found anywhere near this store. The clothes are somewhat cheaper than abercrombie and fitch, and in my opinion a lot less slutty and a lot more comfortable (if you buy the correct size). Clearance racks here are THE BEST. You can get a kickass pair of jeans for 15$, and if you can't afford that then you are just dirt poor, hun.
Just because you shop here doesn't mean you are trying to "fit in," because you can layer the shirts to look different than what everyone else is wearing, if you wish. And I'm pretty sure that everyone wears jeans, so just because you buy a pair of jeans here doesn't mean you are trying to fit in. It means you like comfy jeans, dammit.
They have clothes for everyone. It isn't only for preps.
I don't buy stuff there to be "cool," i buy stuff there because i like it.
People who disgrace this store are so pathetically desperate to "not fit in" that they don't notice how awesome this place is.
So yeah.
Kid1: omigod you shop at American Eagle you are such a poser/prep/unoriginal person!!!!11111shift
Kid2: Hahahahaaaa.... no. These jeans are really comfy, try 'em.
Kid1 tries on the jeans.
Kid1: These ARE comfy! I'm gonna buy some right now but i have to hide the brand name so I'm not accused of being a poser/prep/etc....
Kid2: -sigh-
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A pronouncement of accomplishment uttered at the moment of orgasm, typically during coitus between two males.
Uuuggggghhhhhh...War Eagle!
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