eating a bagel

A term used to define Getting High.

Will the pirate ate a bagel twice today.

Hmm, He is always eating a bagel...

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social eating

Unintended eating with friends or colleagues, just for the sake of being sociable and often despite being on a strict diet. Peer pressure usually plays a role as one feels compelled to consume far more calories than planned. Similar in some ways to social drinking.

Bob: "Hey, we're going out to that new restaurant for lunch, want to join us?"
Alice: "Not really, because I'm trying to lose weight, but I will feel like an outcast if I say no."
Eve: "You're about to engage in social eating."

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Eat a dick

A phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. Usually ends arguments and begins fights.

Random driver: <i>"You know what mother fucker, eat a dick man I'm tired of this..."</i>

Tom: *Missile drop kicks man in chest*

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eating sushi

The taste associated with doing the honourable thing to one's lady.

She'd danced all night and with no chance to shower... its was like eating sushi off a barbershop floor.

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eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

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Eats cum

When cum goes into your mouth and you swallow the cum

Everyone that keeps voting no for my definition eats cum and likes it when i cum in their mouth and they like dick cheese

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sleep eating

A derivative of sleep walking but actually getting out of bed when sleeping and going and getting a snack.

guy1: hey man wake up
guy 2: What, what's going on
guy1 you’re sleeping on the couch covered in potato chips
guy 2: OH I must have been sleep eating

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