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1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.
2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go
3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."
2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"
3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choice of a childless life is now too late since she has dead eggs. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot will become a Karen while she is left with no one.
Carmen is such a dead egg lol, she now hangs out with her dogs and cats and calls them her babies. Dead egg Carmen has a stroller for her dog.
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When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
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To grab someone by the testicles and wrench them downwards.
dont fuck with me i will get you in an egg lock
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When you have sex with a MILF and her daughter simultaneously. Proof is generally required to confirm accomplishment of the act. Those who complete the task are encouraged to call their best friend, next of kin and/or parents. Automatically bestows legendary status by default.
Steve: "Hey Lenny I got your text last night at three in the morning, did you really get you some chicken and eggs?".
Lenny: "Hell yeah I did. I got the pictures right here to prove it".
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A glorious creature which to the naked eye is cute but will rip you up and make an omelet out of you. Beware for the egg dog will make you bleed with cuteness and will cause you to fill up your camera roll with photos. Then, it will crack you like an egg.
Bob - Look! It is an egg dog!!!
Jeff - Oh damm. Mate, I'm sorry.
Bob - What do you mean??
*Bob takes out his phone and starts to take pictures*
when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs
yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!