A bitch that uses weird vocabulary and Arabic/ English slang. She gives you dumb bitch attitude and has zero cognitive thoughts. Shes usually not Egyptian but resembles one.
This Egyptian bitch really thinks shes the shit
when a person, often a teammate, accidentally or intentionally gets too
aggressive with a booty slap and makes anal contact
Bobby quit the team after the second time his coach gave him an Egyptian Goose, thinking it was clearly not accidental.
A process of sticking a finger in someone's anus and swirling it around with a mixture of feces and hair to make a poop lollipop.
Bob: Man I could eat a whole horse
Michael: How about I give you an Egyptian Lollipop?
Bob: What's that? Is that like a nasty dirty lollipop?
Michael: No its a delicious treat! I make it for my kids all the time :)
Three, Twenty, thirty-five, doesn't matter. With the Egyptian Sex Pyramid, you can have the greatest triangle orgy of all times.
When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
When an egyptian boy dates an egyptian girl in secret and she is THICK and a little chubby!
Hey Abdhullah, whos that girl you were talking too she is kinda thick. OH that's Lina shes my Egyptian relief
The act of sneaking up behind an unsuspected target (male or female) and grabbing their genitals from behind with a hook shapped arm inbetween their legs.
The egyptian part of the name relates to how the egyptians would insert a hook into a dead persons ass to remove their organs.
i dare you to give that bitch a sneaky egyptian they wont see it coming.