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Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️
James:yall seen Eli
Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh
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A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho
Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh
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A smol little boy that will never grow over 5'1 c:
Eli is small child.
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He is a nice person but can be a idiot sometimes
Eli says "Im going to the for comp server" Me "Ok"
5 minutes later
Me calls him "GO TO FOR COMP YOU NOOB"
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eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out
dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli
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Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.
Hey look its that sexy hunk of a man Eli.
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Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man
"Eli's my favourite person ever"
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