Alexa this is epic

When something epic happens but no one gives a shit so you have to tell your excitement to a robot that doesnt care either but is programmed to listen to you.

Usually used sarcastically.

*Video game character does an unironic dab*
-Alexa this is epic

Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

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epic

When you take awesomeness to the extreme! But no one is truly epic unless in their own little world. but epic can also be a bad thing.

Epic fail

Pie is epic

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epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

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Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.

"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."

epic lulz

LULZ is a corruption of L-O-L which stands for laugh out loud. often used by the internet gang of hackers on steroids known as anonymous. anonymous gets big lulz from pulling random pranks but for truly epic lulz anonymous does raids and invasions.

ass: i am gunna sue
anon: oh lawd a lolsuit
anon: his ip adress is xxxxxxxxxx
ass: take that down now
anon: butthurt
anon: epic lulz
anon: lulz

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Epic win

An incredible success so fantastic that long poems would be written about it in the future.

Person 1: "I just baked 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes."

Person 2: "Epic win."

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