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An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:
1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely
My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.
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A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.
Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"
Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"
Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."
Lisa - " Crying ass Lil attention whore bitch! Smell bad ashape fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."
Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.
Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.
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A retarded flying cat that gives no fucks, and will end up dying at a young age because of his own retardity.
Look at that Eric over there he's being retarded like usual
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A man who knows nothing about a relationship and is to afraid to kiss a girl in front of a camera.
A guy who cant draw and is bad at art.
A guy who does not follow any directions at all that a teacher tells him to.
Eric why are you painting a water bottle.
Eric why are you such an ass.
Eric is a guy who knows nothing about a relationship and art.
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A piece of shit husband that cheats on you with a shitty little tramp that was his high school crush
I'm divorcing Eric.
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Usually an internet tough guy and a bully personality who spends a LOT of time trying to bash things and run his mouth, but will never stand up to defend himself. Likes to hide behind his keyboard and will only talk after they have blocked you from being able to respond.
Man, that guy is such an Eric! All he does is talk smack all day on the Internet.
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Eric's are interesting people. They occur in juice cartons and are very very tall, like a lamp post. They spring about like clowns in jumpy towns and play with baked cheese's. Their favorite is mozzarella. Usually these Eric people like to wear wizard hats and love to play the role of harry potter. Also known as a cute hippo that can use its legs as wings. They like sniffing out potato sacks and use them instead of clothes. This is often because they lose their clothes.
Jon: hey mann
Dave: omgsh did you see that eric guy walk past?...he looks rather like a cute hippo don't ya think?.
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