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she is a crazy bitch. she can be nice to you one minute, then she'll be on the ceiling. she worships shaquinaquad. (Shrek, Fiona, squidward, farquad)
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A) Your the bestest friend I've eva had
B) Thx!! xx
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Chick from MGS 3: Snake Eater. There's a lot of twists about her and ADAM you find out at the end of the game that really pissed me off. She basically just helps snake out, except when she gets injured and you have to run through the woods with her. I found it easier just to knock her unconsicence (sp) with the AK-47 and drag her weak ass throughout the forest.
Fanboys from around the world play MGS 3 just to knock EVA out and zoom in on her boobies with the sniper rifle.
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a short for anus
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hi my name is eva dumb.
hi my name is anus dumb.
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eva is a stupid ass fucking name like who named their kid eva it’s so dumb eva is a dumbass and the least liked out of ur whole group soemtimes shes fuxking hilarious but other days her jokes are terrible and average eva has black or dark brown hair and abnormally large dimples who ever has this name should just get it changed or jump off a bridge :) <3
elena: guys eva is not funny
everyone else in the friend group: yes we agree
eva: *morphs into ed sheeran *
everyone else: gasp
jessica: ew she was ed sheeran all along no wonder why she was so unlikable
elena: eva this is not a joke pls hit me and this is a threat xoxo
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a character from An Inspector Calls who commits suicide by drinking a bottle of bleach. This is used by Year 11s before their GCSEs
Might have to pull an Eva Smith and down a bottle of bleach before my English exam.
She's different than other p*rnstars in that she keeps releasing sexual merches and items, it's kinda funny tbh. She's trying though, but it's still funny that even when she's trying to make a part of her character not about her job, she still ends up making something connected to p*rn somehow
Eva Elfie fr expects her fan base, who are most likely 60% teenage boys in school and 40% middle aged married men with children, are going to have their families accept them to walk around in PUBLIC wearing socks saying "c*m inside me" 😭😭😭
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