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A simp who can't get any pussy whatsoever
"Look at Evan trying to pick up that girl"
"What a fuckin' simp"
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The ugly smelly guy who sits in the corner of a gym to watch men most likely a Mexican
See that guy I bet his name is Evan creepy fuck
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Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"
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An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
Evan is an asshole
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Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness
Evan
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Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
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The sexiest man alive. Doesn't really care for having a girlfriend but if he really wanted to, he would steal your bitch, and sleep with her the same night. He's also a really good friend, and can be very friendly but if a nigga talking shit, he's gonna take care of it. Overall, Evan is a really good person to be around but just stay on his good side.
"That Evan is very clever and will steal your bitch"
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