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a very smelly invisible gas the exits out of the ANUS!
silent but DEADLY
LOUD and proud
squeekers
jack the RIPPER
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i.To break the sound barrier without a
plane.
ii. To make ass cheeks smack at rapid
speed.
iii. To make like an iraqi and drop the bomb.
Sorry, I have to fart and run.
Did you smell what the rock is cooking?.
Howard Stern's goat cheese
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A minor explosion between ones legs.
Greg my creative bro when he was 10, called to me and said, "hey Kat, sis come here I want to show you somthing." I arrived in the room just in time to see the flick of the bic and hear the fart and a whoosh...as the rearend of his pants caught on fire. He reminded me of the menthane plant release pipe we could see all lit up from the escaping methane gas as we drove by on freeway coming home from visiting our grandparents.
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F.A.R.T.S stands for Forced ARTificial Scarcity. It is a term introduced by David Wong in his article on cracked.com (5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.), describing the creation of an illusion of scarcity of mostly, but not limited to, goods.
It could also be defined as paying for something you would naturally get for free.
One way of achieving this is arbitrarily restricting goods or claiming their scarcity to the public - as is often done in adverts. A method often employed by big companies to scare rednecks into buying stuff.
Limited editions, collectors editions, band merchandise...all FARTS.
"Advertiser: We're gonna add another quarter. This is unbelieveable. That's 2 quarters and a book for only 19,95. People we only have 7 left.
Redneck:Holy shit they only have 7 left ! Honey get into the car I'm gonna dial the number, hurry !
" by Bill Burr
Waiting in a queue in a virtual bowling alley.
Brands vs. no names.
Buying bottled water.
Selling oil to Saudi Arabia.
Paying for porn.
Paying for radio.
Transaction fees.
DRM
We are surrounded by FARTS.
The future will be ruled by FARTS.
Guy1: Bro, you heard about the oxygen bar in Toronto ?
Guy2: They sell oxygen there right ?
Guy1: FARTS bro ! FARTS !
Guy2: Abso-fucking-lutely !
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The air that passes over large intestine poop and makes its way out of the asshole, usually carrying the odor of the poop.
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A Bundle of smelly shot from the anus
"Yo tom, do you know what that funcky smell is ? "
"No don't worry its just uhh uhh a bundle of smelly being shot from my anus. It will be okay... just let me marinade in this juicy fart for a moment."
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the process in which gas is passed from your ringhole so to speak and free into the air
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