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Celtic fc

The best football team in Scotland

With an amazing atmosphere

Ah did you hear how RFC lost against Aberdeen today? Aye a did but if it was Celtic fc they would of won

by Sainsbury's youngboy December 5, 2020

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


FC Barcelona

Shitty club that wins because of 4 extra players (the 4 officials)

Background: Team A gets 15 penalties in a row after Team A's star player trips on the ball
Team A plays like FC Barcelona

by Don'tShitOnMe April 9, 2017

32πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Liverpool FC

It’s a team full of wankers. 5 time mate, mo salah n all that. Probably Scandinavian or Norwegian.

Person: wanna go play football

Liverpool FC fan: 5 TIMES MATE SALAH LAAAAA

by AlpahMale March 1, 2019

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


fc sluts

Everyone knows who wrote this, and it's soo funny to me because so many people like your so called "fc sluts". I love these girls & cannot wait for the few of you who wrote/agree with this to enjoy high school with me! the "MEDS" are the shit and definitely not sluts, especially from what they/their friends have told me. And I have seen pictures and hear things about you girls who wrote this that make me laugh that you would call someone else a "slut". You're immaturity makes me laugh. Love you "MEDS" <3

"You girls need to stop calling each other sluts and whores, it only makes it okay for guys to call us sluts and whores" -Mean Girls.

There's a psychological theory called "my shadow" and it means whatever you call someone you dislike is actually how you are. So, you are basically admitting to being fc sluts yourself.

by anonymous who loves the "fc sluts" <33 March 4, 2008

15πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Gunnerswag FC

The best FIFA online virtual Pro Club in the existence of the Fifa franchise. Contains two world class players, "tbacelic and YUMwasDATyoMOMA", that use counter attacks, as their main weapon of choice, to demolish any opposing Pro Clubs, such as the weak, soft, brittle, fuckery of a club called Swag Generals. So far no team has yet to discover the essence of "running the play" because they just aren't as clinical as Gunnerswag FC. Both virtual pro's share unreal characteristics, such as 98 speed, and 96 ball control.

Always seen winning, sniparooneying, finessarooneying.

Guy 1: I play for a pro club, our name is so queer though, we are called Swag Generals, and I always hear some guy saying, "OHHH JC TAKE YOUR DEUCE!" or "STEVEN, WHAT ARE YA DOING?" in some queer southeast American accent.
Guy 2: I play for Gunnerswag FC..
Guy 1: Wow, i heard you guys are unreal, can i join?
Guy 2: No, your obviously shit and will fuck us over every game since you played for Swag Generals.

by gunnerbabezzz January 7, 2012

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Barnsley FC

A poor league 1 team who still see themselves as a big club just because of one pathetic season in the Premiership and cant accept that Oakwell will always be a shadow to the Galpharm.

Cant believe we've just swapped one poor Yorkshire club for an even worse one which hasn't even got any money to waste on goldfish.

by Stephen McPhail and Jacob Burns December 25, 2004

19πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


Liverpool fc

A shit football club from england who have neve won a premier league

Liverpool fc scouse bastards are back

by Pillack fv June 2, 2020

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž