ctrl+FTW

when the electronic search function proves to be extremely valuable at retrieving information you thought you had lost

Scott: I thought I lost that email, but digital information bests the cerebral cortex once again.

Eric: ctrl+FTW

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DIY FTW

"Do it yourself For The Win", a combination of two acronyms stating obviously that by doing it yourself, it will be better.

dildo #1: dude, sweet fence!
dildo #2: DIY FTW bitch.

FTW DTA

F*ck The World Don't Trust Anybody.

I just found out my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend.. FTW DTA.

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ftw

Means For the Wenis. Usually used by gay impersonaters of William Wallace.

Instead of yelling "Freedom!" to troops, one would yell "FTW!", and get trampled by a homosexual mob.

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ftw

for the wolf

its ftw. For the wolf

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wtf ftw

wtf ftw stands for "what the fuck for the win".
Some users use that "word" when they are angry AND happy.
That sounds weird, and it is so too ;-)
But sometimes somebody uses that just for fun.

User Y: WoW ftw!
User X: lol...WoW ftw? xD
User Y: wtf ftw!!
User X: omg -.-"

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FML FTW

Short for: Fuck My Life, Fuck the World-
A phrase used to imply that while one may have flaws, everything else does too- basically a sort of nihilistic way of accepting one's self and the imperfections we have by comparing the flaws of society to the flaws of the individual.
*comparable to "I'm so ugly, but that's ok 'cause so are you" in Nirvana's Lithium*

Guy 1: Aw shit, I totally embarrassed myself last night at the party. How can I ever come back from that?
Guy 2: Hey man, it's all good. FML FTW, right?