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Something people waste time on, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use facebook
Person 2: boi you got no life
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A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
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one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
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the way to know whos dating who
"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"
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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
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A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.
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