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A place where people stalk each other and everyone is usually over 40+ years old.
Facebook is dead man.
A site that in the beginning, was designed to allow people to communicate with friends. However, it has since evolved into a never-ending blur of political rants, kid pictures, and useless quizzes.
Don't look too long at Facebook, it will rot your brain.
person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!
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one who is obsessed with being on facebook. spends so much time on facebook they know eveyone's status and their conversations with others.
michael webb always knows when I update my status on facebook. he is such a facebooker.
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the way to know whos dating who
"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"
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verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.
I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.
I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.
Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.
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Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.
Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?
Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )
Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.
Friend# 2: yes, i know.
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