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a falsehood so heinous as to be worthy of incoherent, spluttered response.
Hipster 1: So Rob says you smurfed him in the carpark...
Hipster 2: I... adda...wibba...that's a false terrible! What an arseclown.
A warcrime of atrocious proportion
False surrender is when the payment of currencies doesn't match your bills, a mass purgery incident causing mistrial
When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.
Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"
Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"
Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."
Pretending you have a stick shift when you really drive a manual car,
"Dude, were you just false shifting your manual?"
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African American street gang-related slang which refers to the act of representing onesself as a member of an urban family (E.g., Vice Lord, Blackstone, Disciple, etc.) when one doesn't actually belong to that family.
Homeboy got touched up for false flaggin'. We don't play that in the wild hunneds.
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When you take a shit and think you are done. Within 15 minutes you are back on the crapper shitting again. Not to be confused with diarrhea.
When I got up this morning, I had a nice crap, but when I was just about out the door I false bottomed.
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Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.
1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"
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A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"
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