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Hi! Welcome to Tiffoony Tan's famous egg rolls. Our egg rolls are extra eggy egg free egg rolls with extra egg and no egg! We are famous in 3 locations - Siglap Centre, Parkway Parade and Suntec City!
The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!
It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.
"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"
They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!
We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!
STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are awesome!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!
Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
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The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.
This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.
Garlic Jim's is the best pizza place in the US state of Washington, Oregon, Texas, and Colorado. Founded by CRaig (Jim) Roberts and Dwayne Northrop. The pizzeria boasts the very best pizza in the world. Try the Big Jimmy; a delicious blend of meats, veggies, and cheese.
Kyle: hey what should we have for dinner
Jimmy: OH! I know! we should go to that awesome pizza place Garlic Jim's Famous Gourmet Pizza!
Kyle: Love it
This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill
Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"
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a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.
'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'
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what i say to people i dislike, hobos, rich people, everyone
hobo: LOSER!
me: fuck you Im more famous then you on urban dictionary
A disgusting sex act in which Ms. Kay smears pie filling on your ballsack while a live duck scrapes it off with his bill.
Getting her famous sweet potato pie like;
Phil: What do I know about Clayton homes? I know they are built right here in America
Ms. Kay: And they know the difference between a house and a home.
Phil: Hey Ms. Kay, a home is where you get your famous sweet potato pie, honey.
And y'all know how we try to make Ms. Kay happy, happy, happy.
Clayton homes! Good call. *Duck noise*