February 1st

If you were born on this beloved day, you are instantaneously better than anyone born in September (especially the 10th)

Wow you’re born of the February 1st? You must be a god.

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No Finger February

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail

Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.

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February 22

A day where people must tell their crush they like them. Ladies, men, Mark your calendars. On this day, it is the one to set the goal of officially letting ur crush know they like you. Don’t be scared or nervous. And remember, if it turns out bad....just tell them it was a joke or a dare!

“I’m so excited it’s February 22! I can finally tell Nathan I like himmmm”
“Yay!!!”

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February 7

Only thick girls and cute girls are born on this day they are trustworthy and loving you would fall instantly in love with them

I’m thick because I was born on February 7.

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February 29

national pretty girl day

“my birthday is on February 29th”
“Omg that means ur the prettiest”

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February 12

Bad bitch day. Anyone born on this day is a bad bitch. Periot.

Anyone :it’s February 12

Me: I know bc imma bad bitch

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February 27

A person born as a Pisces/ on February 27 is the person you would want to be around. They are loyal, funny, shy, smart, and supportive of most things. They will keep their word/promise. They always feel guilty for things that they probably didn’t do. But little do you know, they have a dark side. People born on this day has been through a lot but hides their feelings. They are filled with pain and are heartbroken. They aren’t the ones to share their feelings with anyone, but they’ll listen to others feelings. They care more about others then themselves, but if someone asks, “What’s wrong,” then they will most likely break. Plus, they make negative jokes about them dying.

Person 1: Hey, how’s your day

Pisces Oh, it’s good

Person 1: That’s great
* Pisces goes home and cries
Pisces: No wonder my birthday is February 27

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