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Something you say when an unfortunate event occurs.
Steve: I locked myself out of my house yesterday. Then I finally got in, and saw that my dog had crapped all throughout the house because I couldn't get in to let him outside.
Danny: Fee fur.
Anyone who pays someone else to release them from the burden of being a pet owner without questioning WHY AM I PAYING YOU $100 TO TAKE YOUR 8 YEAR OLD CAT? Oh and i have to buy the animals care supplies too? Meanwhile you go meth my money?
She really thought i was going to take her cat AND pay her a re-home dumb fee of $100??? Then when i simply asked her why she said ," the money is to make sure you don't use my cat as bait in a dog fight" Then she gets completely angry and aggressive when i point out the stupidity in the hustle
THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND I WAS KICKED OFF THE NEIGHBORS APP
Could you put the wee-fee back on, sweetie? I can't load my Grandma United Facebook group and there's an important discussion about free fridges on there.
Short form of 'Office Coffee'- generally of a substantially lower quality than that preferred by the drinker, but a readily available source of caffein.
"I was so Flat Out this afternoon, that I couldn't even get across the street to Starbucks, and had to choke down two cups of Off-fee from the breakroom just to stay awake."
Damn my homie Ray got some fees on (used as a caption on instagram)
When buying tires, companies charge you for a 'Tire Recycle Fee' which makes no sense and quite frankly isn't fair. This term can be applied to basically anything.
Thug: Yea bro so I drank 6 of your beers.
Qweer: Well than you owe me 12$...
Thug: Ya I know but the tire recycle fee is 10$ so you'll only be getting 2$. Sorry bro
Qweer: ffs.