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To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty
A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him
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When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.
Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.