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Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.
I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.
to ferret about. like messing about doing random jobs is ferreting. or you can ferret for something.
my mum was ferreting round for her hairbrush this morning. what a nuisance! to ferret
The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.
Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!
When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.
Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.
An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.