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The past tense of having have had one's anal opening oiled while sleeping and a ferret being inserted.
Jesus fuck-hole why was I ferreted?
When you have to surrender your ferrets and you miss having ferrets as pets so you’re desperate for more.
Ugh, I hate not having ferrets! I’m going through a ferret withdrawl right now.
An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
Code name Pope John Paul II used when he killed Saddam Hussein, in the city of Kazimain.
Pope John Paul II: Ferret King is successful, I repeat Ferret King is successful.
Biggie Cheese: status is heard, head back to, 180 Greenwich St, New York, NY 10007.
Pope John Paul II: roger that how do I proceed.
Biggie Cheese: We have sent you 2 planes to get there land at the buildings.
Pope John Paul II: affirmative.
*20 years later*
Travis Scott: gang gang.
A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy