bamboo fever

A variation of yellow fever (which is derived from asian fever). It is the Asian version of jungle fever, where an individual (often white-male) is obsessed with individual(s) of Asian decent (often females).

He only eats sushi so he can check out the waitresses ... he's got a bad case of bamboo fever.

A: His last 3 girlfriends have been asian?
B: Yeah, his bamboo fever is out of control.

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shortbread fever

1. A persistent, obsessive sexual desire towards females of North European (and in particular Scottish) descent.
2. An acute, often fatal, infectious febrile disease of northern climates transmitted in every box of Walkers shortbread.

1. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever: I just can't stop thinking about Guinevere's fire bush.
2. I've got a bad case of shortbread fever. I know eating Walkers shortbread gives me gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, but I just can't get enough of this stuff.

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Colombian Fever

Runny nose from a evening of doing to much cocaine

why do you keep sniffing and blowing your nose, you sick? yeah got a case of Colombian fever from last night!

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yellow fever

1) A disease carried by mosquitoes in tropical regions, especially in South America, Africa, and the Caribbean. Symptoms include sudden fever, yellowing of the skin, and hemorrhaging. A very dangerous disease that is quite often fatal. It was the number one cause of death for Americans during the construction of the Panama Canal. Nowadays a yellow fever vaccine is required if you're traveling to said tropical regions, especially during the summer.

2) When a person of non-Asian ethnicity has strong feelings and/or urges of an Asian person of the opposite gender. Usually these urges are sexual, but not always. Wasn't too widely known until the release of Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

1) Good God that vaccine hurt! But I guess it's better than dying....

2) Little Billy went to a club in Chinatown and now has a sudden case of yellow fever.

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falafel fever

like jungle fever but for people of middle eastern descent.

"Yo, she's sweatin' Sayid. She got the falafel fever."

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Jungle Fever

An inter-racial relationship, namely between a white person and a black person.

John has jungle fever, can get enough of that black pussy.

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spring fever

1. the wanting the present to become summer
2. slacking off in school because the year is almost over
3. the wanting to be outside every day rather than inside

I have spring fever!!!

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