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you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

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Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow

That person is kardashian-figured!

by @sowhatisaidit October 15, 2018


Figure it out

An insult to tell your friends they’re being a real fuck up at the moment. Often used to people that are to drunk or just idiots in general.

If someone tells you you need to figure it out, you probably are being and idiot and need to figure that shit out

Andy: it’s 5 in the morning and the sun is coming out can we just fucking leave
One of The boys: Andy were at edc and ac slatter is coming on rn you have to figure it out

by Edm.Maury June 10, 2022


obscured figure

A tik tower who mainly posts ROBLOX and TF2.

They go by “She/They” pronouns and have a YouTube channel named: Obscured Pyro

Their name is Alex.

Alex drove by yesterday, being the Obscured Figure they are.”

by alexxxxxxxxxx777 March 19, 2021


Stick Figures Studio Production

American YouTuber

Stick Figures Studio Production got its name from it's profile picture (Stick Figure), his home (Production)

by StickFiguresStudioProduction November 3, 2021


""| figure

"" | figure : an URBAN Dictionary signature (thus)

key terms ‡""| test quarters info /.help|"" key terms ‡

Those ""| figure that quarters key shuts |"" informers hooters hut !! (an urban-dictionary style)

by twatquarters.help May 7, 2022


Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 May 22, 2011