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after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.
Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.
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The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.
Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."
Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"
Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."
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When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.
I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.
deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot
Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.
Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.
"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"
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The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.
"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"
"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"
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When a dealer pretends to just be giving someone a hug when really they are making a deal by shoving the good stuff up the other person's asshole.
James: Hey, I'm in need of a Filipino Drug Hug
Dealer: Certainly :3
*Dealer shoves drugs up James' asshole and he slips money into the dealers hand.
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