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Filipino paint job

after the completion of sloppy anal sex, feces remaining on the penis of the "painter" is smeared on the back of the recipient. It is then "white washed" with the semen of the painter.

Two hours after eating at Taco Bell, and fifteen minutes into some hot anal action, Ramone puled out and gave that whore a Filipino paint job.

by rmarion February 25, 2010

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Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

by VoodooSoup December 16, 2010

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Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.

I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.

by ToothpasteEater April 24, 2017


Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 26, 2015


Filipino Sports Car

Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.

"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"

by the pooper12 August 6, 2008

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Filipino Work Boot

The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.

"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"

"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

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Filipino Drug Hug

When a dealer pretends to just be giving someone a hug when really they are making a deal by shoving the good stuff up the other person's asshole.

James: Hey, I'm in need of a Filipino Drug Hug
Dealer: Certainly :3
*Dealer shoves drugs up James' asshole and he slips money into the dealers hand.

by pokefreak3 January 14, 2012

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