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First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.
That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.
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Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.
This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.
(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)
Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.
(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)
Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?
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When you nut in your girl's mouth, and she closes her mouth and pushes the cum with her tongue so that it oozes out of the gaps in her teeth.
A - how was last night?
B- it was amazing, she did a pearly cheese filter.
Any woman who uses filters and angles on the majority of her pics to look doable but in real life she's big, heavy, chock full of unhealthy snacks, might make you happy for a little bit but you're never really satisfied and you'll just be ashamed of yourself later. In some cases the term "catfish" could be used if it wasn't actually the same person in a tweaked pic.
My date turned out to be a "filtered vending machine"
Even spam swiping the best I get are "filtered vending machines"
It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.
The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.
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when you ejaculate into a womens (or mans) hair and it goes threw onto the girl(orguys) chest
Brazilain coffe filter
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An imaginary plug-in for the Mozilla Firefox browser that allows bloggers to delete excessively sycophantic commenting.
Hey, Petite, I see you haven't yet installed the new brown nose filter for these comments.
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