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If ever I should find her:
*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.
*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
If ever I find her…
Life changes. I will never lose hope.
These, my promises.
Bobo from Finding Bigfoot on Animal Planet is a questionable creature. Bobo, a notorious sasquatch, participates in the search of his bretheren with his three co-stars on the show. He secretly tells the sasquatches to hide as he speaks Boboeese.
"Bobo from Finding Bigfoot is a sasquatch himself. He speaks their lingo. He's the reason why we can't find any sasquatches!"
Similar to the more commonly know phrase “Fuck around and find out”, suck around and find out is something typically said by one with a penis as either a pick up line to someone one they find sexually attractive who is flirting with them in order to ensure the score OR a phrase used while fooling around with your partner(s) to initiate oral sex and establish dominance in the boudoir.
Person 1: I bet your cum tastes like sweet sweet candy.
Person 2: why don’t you suck around and find out?
OR
Person 1: (while making out before initiating sex or pausing during sex) can you cum for me baby?
Person 2: I don’t know. Why don’t you suck around and find out?
Past tense version: Fucked around and found out.
1. When a person or people do or are going to do something idiotic or dangerous that will lead undoubtedly to consequences.
2. A threat. When someone is warning another that if they do a certain thing (e.g. Punching the person) they will attack them physically.
1. Rachel decided to poke a sleeping bear with a stick, the bear woke up and mauled her. She fucked around and found out.
2. Jake and Barry are arguing with each other, Barry readies his fist as if going to punch Jake. Jake looks him in the eyes and says "You want to Fuck around and find out?"
Barry punches Jake, Jake proceeds to beat up Barry.
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when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.
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The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
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A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.
A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!
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