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Occurs when a man has hemorrhoids and wipes blood from his anus. Compare to a woman's menstrual cycle and "Aunt Flo".
I needed a maxi-pad after that week-long cruise. Uncle Floyd came to visit unexpectedly.
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A great band! Nothing compares to Led Zeppelin. Acid rock at its best.
Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet
Money it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're
giving none away
"HuHuh! I was in the right!"
"Yes, absolutely in the right!"
"I certainly was in the right!"
"You was definitely in the right. That geezer was cruising for a bruising!"
"Yeah!"
"Why does anyone do anything?"
"I don't know, I was really drunk at the time!"
"I was just telling him, he couldn't get into number 2. He was asking
why he wasn't coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
screaming and telling him why he wasn't coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out"
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He was known as a "gentle giant" who was trying to turn his life around.
People said he had a "quiet personality but a gentle spirit" and he loved his hugs from his regulars.
George Floyd Jr decided to go to the corner store where a store clerk suspected he might have used a counterfeit $20 bill. Derek Chauvin, one of four police officers who arrived on the scene, knelt on George’'s neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds. His dying words, "I can't breathe," became a rallying cry.
Remember his name.
George Floyd just wanted to buy cigarettes.
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When you jack off another man and use the semen as hair product for your comb over.
“I see Floyd is rocking the dirty Floyd today”
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An overrated band, usually hyped by others who havent auctually listened to them.
Few good songs, but overhyped again by stoners and other druggies who read too deep into shallow songs.
99% of the songs make no sense and are random compilations of noise and sound *Pow.R. Tor.H.*
1% are drawn out slow songs, with excessive guitar solo's.
You cannot find deep meaning or how they were inspirational in a man making bird calls while it sounds like someone is hitting a piano with a hammer.
Stoner 1:Pink Floyd is awsome man
Stoner 2:Yeah
Stoner 3:Man, You should put some on
*1 and 2 look around suspiciously at each other when they realize they dont auctually own any floyd albums, stoner 3 looks pleased because now he wont have to pretend to know album names.*
Me:I've put up with enough people getting stoned/fucked up and putting on floyd to "trip with", its terrible music. Terrible.
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1) a famous band
2) a body part
1) duh.
2) dude, your pink floyd just tore down the wall...
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Rock band who's name is synonmis with mellow which also describes their music
PINK FLOYD o ya that shit is so mellow
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