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The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.
*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!
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Fucking a female in doggy style formation, right before you are about to blow your load, quickly pull out and spit a stream of saliva on to her back. When she turns around you should be ready to release the seminal load right on to her face by suprise!
I knew she was about to break up with me so I gave her the ol' San Francisco Fakeout! It really got her by suprise!
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the university of san francisco is the best high school on the west coast. you know you go to usf when: you pay as much for a degree at stanford, but no one has ever heard of your school; people constantly ask if you're a med student; you've fallen down stairs on your way to class; you can price coc, weed, shrooms, and e by asking your r.a; you've had sex in one of the following places: the lounge of any dorm, the butt hut, the library, the gym--koret or memorial, roof of any building on campus, the guardshack, or your dorm room while your roommate was still there; you've frequented all the geary bars before the age of 21; you've been to castro on halloween once, and never went back; you don't even have a college football team, and all the other teams suck.
see also: rich kids who have nothing to do but spend their parents money
usf student: i go to usf
random person: oh so you're a med student?
i have a liberal arts education from usf.
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When a gay male punches a woman in the eye.
"Stop calling yourself my faghag, woman, or I'll give you a San Francisco Shiner!"
"Fiona didn't stop talking, so Anthony had to give her the San Francisco Shiner. That'll teach her!"
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This is a sexual term referring to a particular sex act where a man receives a blow job from a woman, cums in her mouth, and then the woman (or could be a man) pretends to swallow, then turns to embrace her partner in a passionate kiss, thereby open-mouth kissing him with his own cum in her mouth. Hence, San Francisco Switcheroo (almost gay, not quite)
Man: You gonna swallow right?
Woman: Of course
Man: You better not pull a San Francisco Switcheroo on me cause I'm not okay with swallowing my own cum.
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when playing any card game where you receive two cards, and those two cards consist of a queen and three of any suit.
I got a San Francisco busboy..... a Queen with a tre (tray).
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A condition affecting many heterosexual males living within major urban centers such as San Francisco, USA and Vancouver, Canada that have demographics of both a disproportionately high population of gay men and a disproportionately high ratio of single women over single straight men.
With such demographics ostensibly in their favor, a surprisingly small number of single straight men in such centers take pleasure in the availability of so many single women.
Rather, the single straight males afflicted with the San Francisco Syndrome become intimidated, resentful and reclusive, refusing to socialize in such demographics, preferring to remain at home playing with their remote controls.
This leads to the single women becoming more and more independent, more friendly with gay men, and generally (if not totally content) far more prepared to remain single.
Which in turn leads to a further schizm with the absent single males, often leading to their feelings of general insecurity, misogyny and homophobia.
The result is the three most prominent social groups found in such cities: gay men, their single women friends and the absentee, almost invisible single straight males.
It sure is great for us girls to get out of the city once in a while. Not only do we get to breathe in some healthy, clean country air, but we can also finally meet some self-confident, sexy straight single men who aren't suffering from the San Francisco Syndrome.
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