Fuck

Word originally used during the crusades by the European Crusaders meaning:
Fornication
Under
Consent (of the)
King
Meaning they were permitted by their respective kings to bang during their travels to the holy land

Sir Dave: "Dude I railed that hot Arab chick in the bathroom last night, I'm cool though right?"
Sir Rick: "Yeah dude remember, FUCK"

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to fuck

v: I've only heard this in Ireland, but it can be used to do something with great passion and drama,or using the word to replace another word to emphasise it.

I fucked the snowball right at his head!
The cops came,and we fucked it away to Rob's house!
Here,fuck it over that wall!

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fuck

What you need to do at least once in your life.

I need to fuck.

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fuck

Prehaps one of the most interesting words
In the English language today is the word fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"
Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word
It's the one magical word
Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German
the word "fleckin" which means to strike
In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories
As a transitive verb for instance
"John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb
"Shirley fucks."
It's meanings not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective as in
"John's doing all the fucking work."
As an adverb
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
As an adverb enhancing an adjective
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun
"I don't give a fuck!"
As a part of a word
"Absofuckinglutly!"
or
"Infuckincredible!"
And as almost every word in the sentence
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
But you must realize that aren't too many words
With the versatility of fuck
As in these examples describing situations such as
Fraud
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
Dismay
"Ah fuck it!"
Trouble
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
Aggression
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
Difficulty
"I don't understand this fucking question"
Inquiry
"Who the fuck was that?"
Disatisfaction
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
Incompetantce
"He's a fuck off"
Dismissal
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
I'm sure you can think of many more examples
With all of these multipurpose applications
How can anyone be offended when you use the word?
We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech
It will identify the quality of your character immediately
Say it loudly and proudly!
FUCK YOU

"John fucked Shirley."
"Shirley fucks."
"John's doing all the fucking work."
"Shirley talks too fucking much."
"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
"I don't give a fuck!"
"Absofuckinglutly!"
"Infuckincredible!"
"Fuck the fucking fuckers."
"I got fucked at the used car lot."
"Ah fuck it!"
"I guess I'm really fucked now."
"Don't fuck with me buddy"
"I don't understand this fucking question"
"Who the fuck was that?"
"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."
"He's a fuck off"
"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"
"FUCK YOU"

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fuck it

dissmiss something

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is it by fuck

Phrase used to denote the truth of the opposite of a statement made.

Wife: "These men are hijacking this plane Derek."
Terrorist: "This plane is going to America!"
Derek: "Is it by fuck."

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Fucking

You only typed fucking cause you were bored right?

Here's baby Midoriya in All Might onesie Midoriya to boost your happiness (If you don't think he's adorable I will fucking kill you)

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