Rural Dictionary

fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.

Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'

by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005

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Fudge Hammer

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

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Super Fudge

1. A book by Judy Blume, published in 1980. It is the sequel to Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing. The story is about a boy named Fudge who knows a lot of big words, but doesn't know where babies come from, never heard of a stork, but plans to be a bird when he grows up. According to his older brother, Peter, Fudge is the biggest and oldest pain ever invented.

2. A co-worker at an architectural firm that resides in Gordo.

Jim-bag: Hey, you guys seen Super Fudge?
Ferb: No, have you check up front?

by Ferb February 7, 2008

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