To be fake or to not keep it real
Yo man, don't fake the funk.
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im done with dat shit - the sea funk
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The act of fucking a bitch and you shove some drumsticks up her rectal cavity while performing maggot brain by funkidelic on the drum set
I your mother a good funk blasting last night damn I'm a good funk blaster
A nasty, somewhat heinous prank, done to a persons food without their consent , usually someone whom is not liked. It consists rubbing ones finger on their dirty anus hole and rubbing it around in someones food.
"This woman whom I just took her order was rude. Let's do a "funk & dunk" to her milkshake."
When you push two twin sized beds (lofted if you’re feeling dangerous) together to form one giant bed.
Damn Steve, we’ve got hella people coming to this party, we should make funk beds just in case an orgy breaks out.
The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.
Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.
The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.
Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.
If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.
Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.
Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"