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CM Punks new finishing move, Cm punk gets a guy in a military press position (holding a guy over your head, elbows locked) and he drops the guy and introducing his opponents forehead to cm's knee thus, puttin him 2 sleep
GTS (Go To Sleep) = pwnage times a million
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WWE "superstar" CM Punk's shit as finisher
"Oh what's he gonna do now, oh it's his shit as finisher the GTS (Go to Sleep)" - Jerry Lawler
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The GT Xpress 101 is an Infomercial Product bolstered by "Cooking expert," Cathy Mitchell, in tow with an obscure guest named Joe Farago, a purportedly struggling actor who briefly hosted 80's game show "Break the Bank." It opens with Joe standing in a "kitchen," before a counter with a myriad of "appetizing," meals. Cathy walks in and introduces the "revolutionary," GT Xpress 101. She commences to make omelets and breakfast sandwiches, she makes a "Pizza pita," and two wraps. There is break for testimonials. We return and she shows off the food, staying for only a second, and she barely cuts the food in half before moving on. She fills the wells with pancake mix and drops a hot dog in, for a "corn dog." They discuss the health benefits, forgetting to mention that Cathy dumps approximately 10 pounds of shredded cheese on everything, which she probably prepared with Vince Shlomi's, "Graty," from the Slap Chop infomercial. Not only that, she makes commercial Cinnamon Buns and drops candy bars and cookies into chocolate cake, raising the Calorie count. Her beady eyes undoubtedly suck the naive viewers into the warped dimension of Infomercial Hell as she raves about a disgusting dish she calls "Stuffed Soup." But wait! Her and Hubby Joe return for the GT Xpress 101 Redi Set-Go, where we discover her obsession for Pizza, "Cookizza," Cinnamon Buns, Egg dishes (with a mountain of cheese), Chocolate Candy Bar Cake, and Stuffed Soup returns for honorable mention as a three ingredient or less recipe. Yes folks, a life changing invention, the GT Xpress 101 will make life fun and easy, while you unknowingly consume Candy Bar Cake and Hot dog pancakes, Cathy's black Magic will surely take your soul to Hell with her.
I stayed up late last night and saw an Infomercial for the GT Xpress 101, I had nightmares of Demons all night after I saw Cathy Mitchell's eyes.
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R32's are shit. They look like preying mantices.
"Fuck bro, look at that ugly skyline, what is it?"
"Dayam bro, that's an R thirty two!"
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Sexy ass hunk with massive pee pee and he tounges my balls and fucks my shitter :))))
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The pinnicale of japanese motorsport and the flagship car of Nissan Motorsports. powered by the RB26DETT Inline-6 Twin-Turbo motor it produces upwards of 320hp stock (and thats at the wheels, not the flywheel.) 0 - 60 mph in 4.9 seconds and 0 - 100 mph in 12.3 seconds. A car not to fuck around with.
ricerfag: dude, i just got my ass handed to me by that Skyline R34 GT-R!
me: thats because your driving your mums lancer wagon!
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The Nissan Skyline R32 GT-R. Probably the most dominant sports car ever made. When it came into production in 1989, it blew the doors off anything it encountered. It was so fast in Group A touring car racing, that it was actually banned because nothing on the track could beat it. Its AWD system at the time was revolutionary (named ATTESTA-ETS), and worked in a similar way as the Porche 959's AWD system. Even though it is 15 years old, it will mop the floor with almost anything it comes into contact with today. These cars can now be bought in Canada legally for ~$15000 CAD to your door (~$12000 USD).
I got my ass kicked by that Skyline R32 GT-R.
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