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Glasses

When people are too lazy asf to get contacts

Riley: I just got new glasses!

Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday

by JuanL February 15, 2016

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off glass

wild and crazy

This chic is fucking your man, man my and the next man. She is off glass!!

by t sweets April 28, 2004

61๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


emo glasses

Glasses with thick black frames, worn by people that don't actually need glasses, Make Skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-cock kind of way. Makes fat girls think they look like hot Librarians when they actually look more like Ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-glasses. Emo Glasses Help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a "thing" and subsequently gets them laid. Makes Fat boys look like Drew Carey.

"the hot one with the emoglasses next to the fat bitch in the emo glasses"

by Happelshmatz August 10, 2005

790๐Ÿ‘ 307๐Ÿ‘Ž


Glass Dick

A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.

That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.

by FrankZito August 11, 2008

69๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


break the glass

1. reaching a point of no return, an irreversible decision; from the practice of "breaking the glass of a fire alarm" in which you must first break a thin layer of glass before pulling a fire alarm to discourage unnecessary activation of fire alarms

2. In Healthcare Information Management Systems (HIMS), the practice of opening a confidential record, file, etc.; often when this is done your information (name, IP, email, organization) is recorded on an accounting of disclosure form

1. The doctor's decision to telephone the patient's mother about his threatening comments broke the glass with the patient, there was no going back.

2. The medical records department had to break the glass to obtain information about the celebrity's medical record, as it had been marked strictly confidential to prevent unwarranted leaks of information.

by MattyHill September 25, 2014

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dahmer Glasses

Wire framed glasses in the shape of Venetian blind sunglasses, but with horribly tinted lenses. Made famous by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

Not going to lie, Sophia is really pretty but those damn Dahmer Glasses she's rocking need to go! They aren't attractive.

by Cool James and Black Teacher April 18, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


glass pack

A noisy, inexpensive muffler design made with fiberglass surroundings and stainless steel. Also referred to as cherry bombs due to a manufacture that produces glass pack mufflers.

When I get my Jeep Wrangler, I am going to put a glass pack muffler on it

by goods_25 September 27, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž