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1.Something a guy might say when he is desperate. It means that he would be happy to fuck,
A. Any of a girls holes (mouth, vagina, anus, stoma-as referenced in some memes) even if he can't get the hole he wants.
B. Any girl even if she's ugly, or sometimes a guy.
2. A guy is so horny that he would fuck anything with a hole for sexual pleasure.
1A. Guy#1- "My girlfriend will only do oral because she wants to stay a virgin"
Guy#2- "Hey man, any hole is a goal"
1B. Guy#1- "Would you tap that old lady over there"
Guy#2- "Sure, any hole is a goal"
FAMOUS QUOTE
RuPaul's Drag Race-Season 10-Snatch Game
RuPaul- "So close but not a match I'm afraid"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Aw, any hole is a goal"
RuPaul- "What did you say!"
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "Any hole, is a goal"-*winks and points to RuPaul*
RuPaul- "Oh" *laughs*
Aquaria as Melania Trump- "My mother used to tell me that when I was little"
*Everyone laughs*
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When a guy saves a friend with Beer Goggles on against a fat or fugly chick. And uses ANY MEANS necessary to get their drunk friend away from the girl before she scores and permanent damage is done. Hence the name Goal Line Stand.
Thank god I was there last night for Frank, we had to pull a goaline stand before he was mauled and crushed by a fat chick.
I woke up on the floor this morning only to find a whale in my bed. Wheres a Goal line stand when you need one?
Man we had to fight that girl off of you with a stick. Thank god we formed a Goal Line Stand or you would have been history.
Come on guys shes not that bad, she had a smoking body and I could of put a bag on that face. You didn't have to form a Goal Line Stand
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It's when you bang a girl then punt her cat shortly after
my friend-"I gave sam a boston field goal"
me- "oh so thats why mittens is missing"
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A play in American Football where in the team comes out in field goal formation, and the holder pulls the ball up and looks to pass the ball to the kicker who is running down field.
"There's not much time to go, I say we go for the Chinese field goal."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."
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When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.
"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater
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An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.
A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.
Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.
The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.
God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!
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