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Goon gobbler

1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.

We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.

by Damius Muse August 11, 2021


Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.

"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 18, 2006


suicide gobbler

a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on

trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler

by theWestHamfan November 22, 2003


hot gobbler

When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat

Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.

by JQuist November 28, 2014


Dommy gobbler

A person who drinks the contents of used condoms

He's a real dommy gobbler drinking the contents of used condoms he finds on the beach

by Kevin Andrews 666 October 06, 2018


lolly gobbler

A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.

Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.

by findsam September 04, 2006


Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 07, 2015