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Getting a blow job while hunting
I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday
An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
"You're done you little Cum Gobbler."
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a woman who will NOT stop giving head. "enough is enough, stop right now." no - a suicide gobbler will go on and on and on and on
trevor thought he was so lucky pulling thunderthighs 'till he discovered she was a suicide gobbler
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A paedophile, particularly one who lures his victims from "picture perfect" suburban neighbourhoods.
Those three kids got snatched by a particularly vile lolly gobbler yesterday.
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When you're getting a blow job from a chick and you grab her neck fat out while shooting your load down her throat
Nothing like a hot gobbler on Thabksgiving night.
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A person who drinks the contents of used condoms
He's a real dommy gobbler drinking the contents of used condoms he finds on the beach
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A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".
I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.
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