grow some tits

the female version of the saying, "grow some balls".
It means to suck it up, stop complaining, deal with it and be a woman.

"I chipped a nail!"
"Grow some tits! i chipped a nail last week, it wasn't that bad."

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grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.

afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair

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grow up, honestly

grow up, honestly, and leave now

Stop listening to gangsta rap and grow up, honestly

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grow some sack

Toughen up, grow up, become more "manly"

Grow some sack, man. Pick out your own clothes and wear whatever the hell you want to!

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As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"

As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.

growing up gotti

An A&E Television Show based around the every day life of Victoria Gotti, John Gotti's daughter, and her three teenage sons.

Did you see growing up gotti yesterday? THOSES GUYS ARE HOTT!

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The Growing Pains Paradox

This is when you find yourself staying up late to do something that seems like a good idea at the time, but you regret it in the morning. Most commonly this occurs during television watching.

Commedian Jim Gaffigan has brought this issue to light during his stand up routines. In particular, Gaffigan goes into detail about staying up late to watch a Growing Pains marathon. This seems like a great idea at the time, but upon waking up...Growing Pains wasn't such a good idea afterall.

So essentially The Growing Pains Paradox is staying up late for anything that seems like a good idea in the evening. However, due to the lack of sleep you regret the decision in the morning.

"Uggh, why did I stay up last night watching a marathon of Ninja Warrior? I hate The Growing Pains Paradox!"

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