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It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.
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When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"
Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.
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The act of passing a condom via handshake between bros. Most often occurs when one bro sees another about to get lucky, and either knows, or is unsure, that said bro has readily available protection. The handshake occurs to prevent outside parties from noticing, while at the same time congratulating the bro on his success. Should the act not occur, the unopened condom should be returned to it's original owner.
Bro 1: Dan got with Sarah last night... hope he used a dome!
Bro 2: It's all good, I gave him the Golden Handshake.
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v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.
Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.
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When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.
When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.
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Occurs when one masturbates and then fails to wash his/her hands then greets someone with a firm handshake.
"Dude, I jerked off earlier and forgot to wash my hands. Then, I met my girl's parents and totally gave them a cheesecake handshake."
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A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.
Why? It's full of horny old men.
I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
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