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When you're rock climbing and you have to poop off the rock face.
Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
when you had a dream about something but you tell the story as if it happened in real life
A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"
when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
Dan: What is wrong with you dude?
Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash
A lesbian that is on the prowl for a hook up.
That girl at the bar talking to Sara is definitely a scissor hawk!
One who loves and/or prefers war.
War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!
the art of talking mad shit over the internet.
man, why you brown-hawking that dude?