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A great place where you go if you die in while still being a virgin. It is filled with cloudz which gives you insight into the world. Everyone can loose their virginitys and have orgies! When you die in the inception of heaven, you go to a new level, which is why it is an inception!
Person 1- Where's Jack?
Person 2- He raped someone, so he's gone to hell.
Person 1- I feel sorry for him, we are having orgies in the Inception of heaven, while he's toasting marshmellows with Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Person 2- He's missing out on the cloud meth!
Person 1- Yay...clouds.
Emilija's Prostitution business. Includes strawberry shortcake.
Boy: hey have you heard of shortcake heaven. It's literally the best
Boy 2: Yeah!! It is the best. I lovvveee strawberry shortcake
When you put two socks into the washer but only 1 sock comes out. The other sock is forever lost, never to be matched again. It went to "Sock Heaven"
Mom where is my other sock? I don't know I put the pair in the washer, the other sock must have went to "Sock Heaven"
When the laity would donate cash; cryptocurrencies and NFTs; prized items like gold, diamond, coins, stamps, and paintings; and properties, so that the clergy could intercede for them before God to have their sins and those of their loved ones forgiven—generous or ostentatious donations on a regular basis would only set in motion a bountiful reward on high, be it material or/and spiritual blessings.
To upgrade the status of deceased family members from hell to purgatory, or from purgatory to heaven, the “political messiah” is encouraging his ultra-MAGA patriots to go to his “anointed” or “Vatican-approved” website to buy indulgences or “get-out-of-hell tickets” for them, and also for their own future sins—he’s hacking heaven by resurrecting or normalizing the banned spiritual practice of the Church.
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1. When something is so great it feels like having a wonderful boner
2. A place gay dudes go to when they die
Dude your house is so sweet it like boner heaven
When Freddie mercury Died he went to boner heaven
On a guys night out, you go to a bar with the fattest women available. The goal is to submerge what little dignity you have left in their fat rolls, in hopes to take one home to fuck.
I just got to the bar and Im in Hog Heaven, most of these swines are a deuce to a deuce and a half. Im fucking tonight!
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No Limit Texas Hold 'em:
When all players at the felt (at least 5, the majority of seats at the table) hold non-connected, unpaired, off-suited hole cards below a 10, and go all-in pre-flop. Absolute financial mass suicide and a true pleasure to behold. Of course, there will be only one lucky/unlucky survivor to the culling.
The Official Heaven's Gate Madness Chant:
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
No one needs to fucking call,
I don't need no 10 or better,
Only pussies live forever,
I don't need no pocket rockets,
We can all go live in the comet!
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