hey you

A person will use this greeting when he or she forgets the other person's name and tries to hide that fact.

Person 1: Hey, Mike!
Person 2: Hey you! How is that thing coming along with that other thing??..
Person 1: You don't remember my name do you?
Person 2: No. =(

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Hey Moon

a song by john maus. released in 2011. fearured on his album we must become the pitiless censors of ourselves.

"hey moon. its been so long since we saw each other. and i still dream about our get together. im really sorry i don't play so well. this situation i find myself in and youre behind thousands of aliases. when all i long for is some common ground from where we check this and that out. one voice i can lean on. one word i can depend on. what i would give to lie on some second hand couch with you. I'd tell you so much more than here and now allows me to. hey moon. do you ever consider my side too. that im thirsting for the greatness that hides in you. do you ever imagine that the both of us could just be. in the real world. be. simply and easily. just be. hey moon what do you say"

Hey Moon

A lyric from Panic! at the disco’s song “Northern Downpour” that often gives old fans flashbacks when heard.

“Hey moon, please forget to fall down”
“Bro why are you crying?”
*Stares into abyss*

Sad Hey

The one word text used to begin a non-specific conversation with a recent romantic interest.

I feel bad for her because we hadn't talked in two weeks and then she randomly texted me a "Sad Hey" out of the blue last night.

hey gc

most chaotic gc everrrr
ustango

The hey gc is amazing, idk why people hate them.

Hey stepbro

A definition used in porn to define a step bro about to have sex with their unrelated sister.

One day on Friday, October 8th me and Dylan were chilling in the room then when Dylan said “hey stepbro” what are you doing Aaron’s cock grew 30x bigger and then they moaned together having sex yelling stepbro.

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Hey Jerome

The saddest fucking song ever made by Clem Tholet. It'll make you cry, garunteed. Almost as sad as Jock of the Bushveld

My neighbor was making too much noise. So I blasted Hey Jerome by Clem Tholet. She can't touch herself if she's too busy crying, can she?