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1. To excrete defecation into one's trousers; it is usually a thick warm liquid feel as it exits out of your anus, presumably while laughter is occurring at that moment.
2. Hell.
"Hot damn Johnny ! It seems i got them Hershey squirts!
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A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
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When one performs oral sex on ones ass
YO! This girl gave me a hershey kiss, and I said thanx bia.
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To pee into anothers rectum, combining the golden shower with vigourous fudgepacking. Don't forget the rubber sheets!
During a bout of drugged assplay, Dolan required a Golden Hershey from Whisenant. The rubber sheets were forgotten, and the mess was impressive.
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When a "love one" shits when your mouth
"Sarah gave me a Hershey Kiss after the Super Bowl party last night"
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Jumping on the hood of someone's car in gridlock traffic and pressing your anus onto the windshield while pooping.
I was driving home from work the other day when suddenly a man in a trench coat jumped onto the hood of my car and gave me a Hershey kiss. My windshield wipers did not help matters.
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A brown paper bag full of canine feces that has been set ablaze.
"I didn't care for grade I received in freshman biology, so I left a Hershey's Kiss on the teacher's porch."
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