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The act of getting on your knees to give a blow job but pulling back and headbutting them in the balls.
My boyfriend asked me to get on my knees and give him a blow job. He was in for a shock when I decided to give him The Highland Ram.
Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.
There are too many options, Shaz really needs to highlander that shit.
Highland Park people are people who live in highland park and go to the Highland Park High School. They think they are better than everyone else because they have a lot of money. What they don’t know is that people from other schools are actually richer then them but it just doesn’t seem like it because private school costs tons of money. If you go to this school you mist likely vape and drink alcohol, if not then ur considered not cool. They always dress really inappropriately and act like they run the world. They also claim to be very smart..... but they are very wrong. The other schools around them are learning material for people 3 years older than them, while HP people are learning at their own level. They are also very mean and consist of a lot of bully’s. They don’t know how to be nice.
Someone from a private school: “did you see that Highland Park girls Instagram post?”
Another girl: “omg yeah it was so inappropriate”
Someone from a private school: “why do they think they are better than everyone?”
A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.
Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."
Highland Park or "Park Cities" is a place within Dallas, TX. As someone who grew up there and graduated HPHS a Cross-country star + Drill team Belle (B/C being an HP Cheerleader = slut) I can honestly say that everything the "haters" say is true, EXCEPT: Everyone IS supremely educated. Even the "airhead" Moms are SUPREMELY educated. The Dads of HP wouldn't marry anything less. (This isn't FRISCO for heaven's sake.) Parents. Students. Everyone is VERY educated and MOST know better than to act "out-of-sorts" or against their bloodline, but alcohol and ABSENT parenting is a real problem and it causes even the most educated to act VERY low-brow. If they don't get chartered off to rehab by Senior year, they usually end up throwing the best parties, bc again, their parents are never around...so.
"Haters" get your facts straight, because unfortunately, THAT false assumption discredited your whole "take-down". Sorry.
Person: Where'd you grow-up?
Me: Highland Park.
Person: Oh, you a rich girl. Huh?
Me: Yes.
Person: I'll be right back with your change. Thanks for dining with us.