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the forrest hippo is not actually large. its about the size of a large dog, or smallio bear. they have the ability tomultiply, fart bombs, blow up toilets with out hassle, and bore parents to sleep. once they are bored and sleeping they wont wake for a week! its ok though, they wont die! forrest hippos are friends of forrest cows and are enemies of forrest llamas and forrest shrimp. they are usually found behind your couch, in your basement, under your bed (with the forrest cow) and in your attic. the forrest hippo are usually girls. they mate with forrest cows to make forrest monkeys! the only way you could get rid of a forrest hippo (if you wanted to) is to sparkle pixi dust on your shoes and dance in the shower to my humps!
persona 1: yeah
persona 2: my toilet blew up yesterday and when i called my parents they wont answere!
persona 1: dude i think you have a forrest hippo following you!
persona 2: dang!
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a person who isnt skinny or fat
Laura " im sooooo fat"
Me "Nah mate ur just an anorexic hippo"
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A vagina, when open a hippo mouth looks like a big old vagina.
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You should clean your hippo mouth more oftenly.
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Like camel-toe on a fat bitch or 300 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag
look at Sierra and her fat ass hippo chin i can see it from space.
Holy shit look at that bitch with the hippo chin rumbling this way quick pick up the puppies!!!
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The hottest hippo around, this hippo will knock your socks off and make you weak in your knees. Known to regularly roll around in the mud screaming random words no one understands. Capable of killing 100 humans in a single stomp, stay away from this hippo at all cost.
guy 1 "Dude!, did you just see that, what a ruthless hippo"
guy 2 "Yeah man the ruthless hippo totally made weak like jello"
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Feminist celebrities who betray SJW causes for financial gain.
Fat nagging females who constantly complain about their husbands.
Lena Dunham said her male writers sexual assault accuser was one of the 3% who made a false accusation yet said previously women lie about lunch, not rape. Scarlet Johansen berates James Franco but defends her director Woody Allen accusations as here say. Both are hippo-critical hags who sell their cause out for money.
Rosie Odonel accepted hush money instead of going to the police and charging Harvey Weinstein with rape. That makes Rosie hippo-critical and her accounts of events unreliable.
Honey Booboo's mother June was so hippo-critical that no man could possibly put up with her.
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a quite practical joke involving removing the lid of the flushing compartment of a toilet and shitting into it, then closing the compartment leaving little to no evidence. the unsuspecting victim may wait months to realise why the toilet stinks like shit all the time and it is starting to flush out brown water. named such because of the way it bobs in the top for a long time like a hippopotamus.
Dave: Man I hate the guy thats hosting this party.
Jim: Yeh, so do I. Hes such a fuckwit.
Dave: Well, luckily i just left him a lurking hippo to thank him for the invite.
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