J-Hope

South Korean rapper with lots of fiery dance moves. Member of the most amazing thing on earth called BTS. He is a ray of sunshine. His real name is Jung Hoseok. He is mine.

*me showing friend BTS music vid*
Friend: Oh that ones cute, what's his name?
Me: That's J-Hope and he's mine get away from him.

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hope talk

(Verb) An absurd or completely unrealistic comment that is made.

Girl: One time I was walking down the road and a turtle attacked me.
Boy: Girl! That's Hope Talk.
Girl: Shutup

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hope and joey

Hope and Joey are the perfect pair. Everyone walks by and says “wow I wish I had that”. They make each other smile and love each other to the moon and back 100 times. Joey would do anything for Hope because of how beautiful she is and Hope would stop at nothing to make Joey happy because he deserves it. They are both very funny, attractive, athletic and great friends. They are also very sexy. Everyone thinks they’re hot.

Girl: Did you see Hope and Joey kissing at the lockers today?

Boy: Yeah they really do love each other

Girl: Yeah I wish someone loved me like they love each other

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False Hope

To look forward to something that has a strong chance of not happening and you may or may not know it.

Im constantly given false hope when people say me and my ex will get back together.

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Hope this helps

Used in Football Twitter debates by plonkers, usually as a footer, when they assert some stupid agenda-driven opinion in an excessively overbearing fashion. A short form used by especially lazy plonkers - HTH.

1. "Fergie and Keane couldn't stand eachother. It didn't effect his performances. As he was an actual professional unlike the midfield Balotelli.

Hope this helps"

2. "Not as massive as your fucking forehead pal.

Hope this helps "

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Expedition Hope

A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.

The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacier from Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

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Hope Schuyler

Typically very beautiful. Girls with this name are extremely thicc and have a perfect body, they are also funny and fun to be around.

Omg did you see Hope Schuyler at the party last night, she looked beautiful.

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