Chode Horn

A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.

1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.

2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.

3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.

Horn corn

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo

"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"

Cold Horn

A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.

Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)

This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.

Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece

Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.

Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.

Rhino’s horn

An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.

I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.

Horn Spit

The spit from a horn that you find on the floor, in the practice rooms or on your orchestra or ensemble seat. It is usually regarded as disgusting.

Eww! Why is there horn spit on my chair? I play the violin.

hails and horns

The gesture made with one's hand that represents the Devil or "Horned One" that you see being flashed at heavy metal concerts and an expression among metal heads that indicates enthusiasm for the music. Also a magazine dedicated to the heavy metal lifestyle.

"Dude, old skool Metallica is fucking awesome!!"
"Hell yeah, man! Hails and horns!!!" (makes gesture)

Jon Horne

One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city

Max: Alex stop being a Jon Horne
Alex:Fuck off man!