give the girl laxatives then have anal sex
i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket
The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.
In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips
Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.
A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.
You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.
The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her
Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket
This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.
Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.
When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"
"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
When a man creates a seal between his asshole and a woman's vagina. He then shits into the woman's vagina. Once the vagina is filled with shit he proceeds to fuck it until he makes a creampie. Thus you get a nice fluffy hot pocket.
Alternatively a turkey baster filled with shit may be used if you can't create a proper seal.
She gave me a winky face text so I went over there and gave her an Oklahoma Hot Pocket.