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The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!
Act of a person pissing in another's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other persons asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a "houston lemonade" last night, so wet!!!
The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.
Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!
When the male puts ketchup, mustard and relish and sticks it into the bun looking vagina
Kelly said to Mike let’s do the Houston Hotdog
Mike put the condiments on his Penis
Shoved it into the bun and instantly released his load
An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
Excessive sweating on upper lip from too much cocaine
I can tell Bobby was high because he had Whitney Houston lip.
For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went
Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*