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Occasionally, one foreign person will join an English forum and will decide to use a translator so they can understand him/her. So if you type in "I am from Brazil!" in Spanish, it will show up as "I am Brazil" in English.
Brazilian: I am Brazil!
English guy: The fuck is this?
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Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.
Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
Would you like him with Iran?
I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!
Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?
Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!
Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?
I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.
You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.
I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!
I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!
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When you don’t want to read something
This is really long I am not reading this
Means that you need friends and your funny
-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.
I don t give a fuck about what people think but i am going in a warmer place and even if i need to kill someone it would be self defense.
This hot tub doesn t work, I am cold
I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.
Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(